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Fri 6 – Mon 9 March 2026

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Rating 15

Event details

Directed by Mary Bronstein
Starring Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. With the whiplash pace of a thriller, writer/director Mary Bronstein takes audiences into a breathtakingly inventive, unexpectedly funny, yet startlingly relatable fever-dream of parental anxiety.

Venue
Cinema, Storyhouse Cinema
Duration
Approx 113 minutes
Prices

Members: £8.90
Non-members: £9.90

Member Under 16: £6.75
Non-members Under 16: £7.50

£5 for Young Storyhouse Card
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

6 – 9 Mar 2026
Friday 6 March
5pm
From: £9.90
Cinema, Storyhouse Cinema
Saturday 7 March
5pm
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Cinema, Storyhouse Cinema
Sunday 8 March
8:30pm
Captioned
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Cinema, Storyhouse Cinema
Monday 9 March
8:30pm
From: £9.90
Cinema, Storyhouse Cinema